she-wants-the-eod:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

Blaine is my role-model

(via the-cats-me0w)

dashdrive:

when u feel like something just touched you

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official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked
jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

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condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.

(Source: kaliskadyami, via turtleinaturtleneck)

meeevs:

gamsee:

MY DAD TRIPPED OVER MY SKATEBOARD AND HE SAID “I GUESS I DONT GOT NO MOTHAFUCKIN RAD SKILLZ DAWG”

MY FATHER IS A 50 YEAR OLD JAPANESE MAN

by the way i don’t think this is ever not going to be my favorite post on tumblr.

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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ngxxx:

my-secret-dark-twisted-paradise:

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this

LMAOOO

OMMMMMG

ngxxx:

my-secret-dark-twisted-paradise:

hiphophelicopter:

0ddjobs:

This shit is wild

i can’t stop laughing at this

LMAOOO

OMMMMMG

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thepessimistwrites)

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

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kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

(via turtleinaturtleneck)

flowurdust:



if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

(Source: rileysmother, via turtleinaturtleneck)