sokpoppet:

nicolakay:

oh-no-zo:

symmetrism:

Art’s great nudes have gone skinny

Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano has created a visual re-imagination of historic nude paintings, had the subjects conformed their bodies to what the 21st century considers an ideal of beauty. The results are revealing—and quite shocking in what they say about the modern attitude toward women’s bodies.

This is genius

This makes me uncomfortable

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johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

Before I scrolled down to see the comments, I thought this was going to be about the odds of the automatic flusher waiting until you were done or flushing while you were still going. 

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

Before I scrolled down to see the comments, I thought this was going to be about the odds of the automatic flusher waiting until you were done or flushing while you were still going. 

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shitsprinkle:

noseperiod:

shitsprinkle:

noseperiod:

why do people wink with both eyes

you mean blinking?

image

WHAT THE

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

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officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

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shaquilleofeel:

a raw, unedited photo of obama making laws in the white house

shaquilleofeel:

a raw, unedited photo of obama making laws in the white house

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riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

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hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

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oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

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tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

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The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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