catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via teen-derp)

g-urrl:

I am crying

g-urrl:

I am crying

(via toadsworth420)

tastefullyoffensive:

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

image

(via andrewquo)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via fuckcookie)

highnympho:

Omg

"What I like about Marilyn [Monroe] was how nice she was to other women, how warm she was.."
"She is my inspiration for a lot of things.."
-Lana Del Rey on Marilyn Monroe

"What I like about Marilyn [Monroe] was how nice she was to other women, how warm she was.."

"She is my inspiration for a lot of things.."

-Lana Del Rey on Marilyn Monroe

(Source: trailerparkcola, via goldelectra)

d4y-dr3ams:

jehanjetaime:

pelicanmutt:

i cant believe im hesitating making this post but

if someone has a comfort object, like a blanket or a stuffed animal or anythign that they have to sleep with in order to make them feel secure or positive, don’t fucking make fun of them. i don’t care where it is or why you feel that it’s funny or childish, but don’t make fun of them. 

And don’t you fucking take it away from them.

THIS

(via fuckcookie)

"You are so used to your features; you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger."

— Unknown  (via middecember)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via theaadventureye)

metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

(Source: rhinse, via fortheloveofsavannah)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via fortheloveofsavannah)

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via andrewquo)